Melanie Phillips Sat-Nav: No Left Turns… Everyone Who Appeared on TV in the 70s Arrested… Nutty Fruitcake: Jamie Oliver’s Recipe of the Day… The Official Fergie Memorial Plate… Actress Wins Bafta for Harrowing Role as Actress Winning Bafta for Harrowing Role… David Bowie Shocks World With Inoffensive Offensive Video… Dr David Starkey’s A-Z of Everything That’s Wrong With This Country Of Ours, as told to Craig Brown

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- Brass plates, brass neck: Six-page special on how UK ghost companies made Britain the capital of global corporate crime
- Nuts in May: More cartoons, more jokes, more journalism in a bumper 48-page issue
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Next issue on sale: 28th May 2013.