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Private Eye Issue 1678
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Why Burnham must resign immediately even though he’s not prime minister yet... Disaster for Labour as Labour wins by-election... Why Andy Burnham is a shameless opportunist, by Boris Johnson... Why social media/fossil fuel/smoking is not at all bad for you... World delighted for Musk... Versailles Ironyometer blows up... Social media ban hits Nurseryland... World Cup ‘hydration break’ criticised... Call You And Yours: how miserable has your summer been so far?, as told to Craig Brown

Bleak house
A children’s home had just one child – and still it failed them

Screen test
What the under-16s social media ban means

What a chancer
Richard Desmond’s big lottery loss

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