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commentatorballs “Sean and John are the same – they have the same entomology”
CARLTON KIRBY
Eurosport

“One lad the microscope might fall under…”
NASSER HUSSAIN
Sky Sports

“Unbelievable sportsmanship from Fleetwood, letting Shane Lowry carry on with his wife”
ANDREW MURRAY
Radio 5 Live 

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