Ranganathan: What is 7 times 7?
Dick (of Dick and Dom): 14.

Ranganathan: In 1966 which politician became the first female prime minister of India?
Jenni Falconer: Margaret Thatcher.

Ranganathan: How many beds in a twin hotel room?
Gemma Collins: One.
Ranganathan: Was there any part of you that thought 'twin' might have something to do with it?
Collins: I only stay in suites and penthouses.


Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, BBC1
McIntyre: The category is food. I am looking for any green fruit or vegetable.
Big Narstie: Orange.


Christmas University Challenge, BBC2
Jeremy Paxman: Name the composer of this piece. [Piano music plays]
Jackie Clune: Bobby Crush.
Peter White: Winifred Atwell.
Paxman: No, it was Robert Schumann.

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