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dumb britain Sitting on a Fortune, ITV
Gary Lineker: The infamous Bermuda Triangle is located in which body of water? The Dead Sea, Atlantic Ocean, Indian Ocean or Loch Ness?
Contestant: Between the Dead Sea and Loch Ness, I'd say… I'll say Loch Ness.


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: Located close to the border with India, the city of Lahore is in which south Asian country?
Contestant: Japan.

Shephard: The Volga, Europe's longest river, flows into which inland body of water?
Contestant: The River Nile.

Shephard: From which French city did Lyonnaise potatoes get its name?
Contestant: Marseilles.


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