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commentatorballs “They’re putting round holes into square pegs”
KAREN CARNEY
BT Sport

“So clever of Bruno Fernandes to allow the ball to pass through his body”
CONOR McNAMARA
BBC1

“He puts the gloves on and gets his hands dirty”
DOM LITTLEWOOD
BBC1

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