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Issue 1628
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KELLY SOMERS, BBC1
"We saw him before; we just hadn't seen him with our eyes"?
NED BOULTING, ITV
"In the early stages of the match, opponents have to feel each other up"
ASH BARTY, BBC2
"You can't criticise France in the second half – they've just failed to deliver"
JERMAINE JENAS, BBC1
"Wanting the ball when you don't want it is a sign of a top player"?
ROY KEANE, ITV
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