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"This Sri Lanka team ceases to amaze me every time we watch them"

"He is shining the laces of Luis Palma, the man who created the goal"

"He's literally been a one-man show, he and Justin Herbert"

"That has made an impossible task impossible now"

"It's an easy finish for Rice, it really is, a cultured finish, not an easy finish at all"

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