Issue 1516
commentatorballs “It’s a great boost for the Premiership to recruit players of his elk”
TREVOR SINCLAIR
TalkSport

“Children are the future of tomorrow”
KONNIE HUQ
Radio 5 Live

“The Leicester ship has got the wind in its sails and is steaming towards Chelsea”
TalkSport commentator

“If they lose this now, it’ll almost feel like a defeat”
ROB PHILLIPS
BBC Radio Wales

“If this [HS2] becomes like a huge great white elephant, this will be an albatross round his neck”
AYESHA HAZARIKA
Sky News

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