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Issue 1509

Warwick Davis: The top ten highest scoring Scrabble letters. Do you play Scrabble?
Contestant: Not really. I’ll go E.

Bradley Walsh: What is the only consonant used in the names of the four major blood groups?
Piers Morgan: O.

Rob Beckett: What European country uses the top level internet domain “.ch”?
Contestant: I guess I’ll just go for a guess and say Portugal. Wait! Is that even in Europe?

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