
Issue 1652

GER CANNING, RTE
"He's four or five years older than five years ago"
CLAUDE HARMON III, Sky Sports
"That was closer than it actually was"
ANDROS TOWNSEND, C5
"It feels like I'm watching Euro 2000, seeing Rivaldo up front"
MARY EARPS (on the very much Brazilian Rivaldo), ITV
"This won't be the first time this week we see Aidan O'Brien in the winner's enclosure"
FRANCESCA CUMANI, ITV
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