
Issue 1656

MICHAEL VAUGHAN, 5 Live Sports Extra
"Cameron Young's been flawless. He's missed the last couple of greens"
OLI FISHER, Sky Sports
"You, last year, were made Master of the King's Music: the most Elizabethan job title in the world"
GEORGIA MANN, Radio 3
"You've got to get them through the door before the window shuts"
KAREN CARNEY, TNT Sports
"Noel Gallagher – a lot of people say he's got nothing between the eyes"
EMMA B, Virgin Radio
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