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Issue 1638

"6-0 doesn't necessarily reflect the scoreline"

BBC2

"If I didn't have to speak, I would be speechless"

Sky Sports

"Mo Salah has scored a number of goals for you already this season – I think there's no underestimating his importance"

Sky Sports News

"And his birthday was in October. It's always been in October"

TalkSport

"Never in a day of Sundays did I think I'd be called a doctor"

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