Issue 1496
dumb britain Mix 96, Buckinghamshire
Presenter: What was the name of the Lone Ranger’s horse?
Caller: Shergar.


BBC Radio 2
Michael Ball: Name as many countries beginning with “A” as you can.
Caller: Africa.
Ball: No, you can’t have that, that’s a continent.
Caller: Amsterdam.


Pointless, BBC1
Alexander Armstrong: We’re looking for countries that participated in the 2018 Commonwealth Games.
First contestant: Greece.
Second contestant: France.
Third contestant: Kazakhstan.


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