Issue 1506
commentatorballs “Going into the next game now with the wind under your belt”
Rugby commentator
ITV

“He’s got nothing to lose, and now he’s lost three places”
DAVID CROFT
Sky Sports

“Sarah Thomas has just completed her four-times swim across the Atlantic”
JOHN HUMPHRYS
Radio 4

“The prime minister, Boris Johnson, was today harangued by the father of an angry child”
Newsreader
Radio 4

"He [Eddie Jones] is going full leather jacket for the Tonga game”
CLIVE WOODWARD
Radio 4

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