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Issue 1545

Paul Gambaccini: According to the song title by America, what didn’t the horse have?
Contestant: Legs.

Bradley Walsh: In 1797 which of the armed forces took part in the Nore Mutiny?
Contestant: The air force.

Ben Shephard: On which ship did the seaman Fletcher Christian famously lead a mutiny in 1789?
Contestant: The Titanic.

Shephard: Which biblical character did the Dance of the Seven Veils before Herod II?
Contestant: Jesus.

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