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"I didn't know what to expect, but it's everything I expected and more"
SHANE LOWRY
RTE Radio 1

"Jon Rahm is not only the best golfer in the world but he is also the best golfer on this team"
BUTCH HARMON
Sky Sports

"I don't want to score a hat-trick but lose the game 3-2"
ANDREW COLE
Bein Sports

"Chelsea are throwing it all at the kitchen sink"
STEVE SIDWELL
BT Sport

"He could face either a heavy ban or a lengthy fine"
RONNIE CHARTERS
STV

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