
Issue 1612

ALEX HARTLEY, 5 Live Sports Extra
"He is shining the laces of Luis Palma, the man who created the goal"
ANDREW PETRIE, BBC2 Scotland
"He's literally been a one-man show, he and Justin Herbert"
DANTE HALL, Sky Sports NFL
"That has made an impossible task impossible now"
JAMES McFADDEN, BBC Radio Scotland
"It's an easy finish for Rice, it really is, a cultured finish, not an easy finish at all"
DION DUBLIN, C4
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