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No. 716 by Cyclops, Issue 1561
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Across
6 Ten pisspoor MPs collectively having nothing to lose, rave (7)
8 It hurts, being collared by Cruz – affected emotionally (7)
10/18 A firm control of groin stimulation by hack (4,4)
11 Coach manipulated a uretic travesty (10)
12 Supplement rear with, er, appendage (8)
13 Sun hacks author – inappropriate (5)
14 See 25ac.
16 Democrat study causes disquiet (5)
18 See 10ac.
20 Smooth material occupied one's seat? (5)
22 Sun, sex, top off, naked ... leads to complete absence of company (8)
24 Fed up, or in the sack sporting an erection (5,5)
25/14 Mercury, say, is unstable next to black stuff (4,4)
26 One who keeps going at it – needs second heart! (7)
27/2 Toxic chemical agent that's a threat to the world (7,6)

Down
1 Cider's off – drunk by stupid nit with healthy bank balance? (2,6)
2 See 27ac.
3 Casual chat after crack results in dubious, snide headline (6)
4 Scornful of Bill's turned back doodah (8)
5 The bloke rats out 'suit' (6)
7 Deeds prepared, incorporating outskirts of Cambridge, and withdrawn (7)
9 Boris's role purportedly makes him perspire (11)
15 On sticking end of todger into fish, cut back (8)
17 Gloomy and sad as an old failed Republican presidential candidate? (7)
19 Reveal Kitty's been recruited by online newspaper (8)
20 Conceited – and a bit of a drip? (6)
21 Space organisation broadcast the ruin of Eden (6)
23 Member's circle in attempt to get Boris overturned (4,2)


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