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SOVEREIGN STATES
Exactly how British are the firms that technology secretary Liz Kendall has said will gain access to taxpayer-supported "AI research resource" super-computers?

SAFETY SLIP
Orla Minihane, Restore Britain's spokeswoman on the "safety of women and children", has been setting her 50,000 followers on X on, er, other women.

ENOCH AT THE DOOR
Lord (Dan) Hannan, new boss of think tank the Institute of Economic Affairs, is fond of quoting Enoch Powell's 1968 Rivers of Blood speech in online posts.

CHRISTIAN SACRIFICE
Sir Ed Davey faces questions after the Lib Dems' legal defence collapsed in a case of unlawful religious discrimination brought by a former candidate.

BANK STATEMENT
Chancellor Rachel Reeves has an ally in new Prudential Regulatory Authority boss Katharine Braddick, as she urges the regulator to focus on growth.

DRONES CLUB
Amazon's launch of drone deliveries in Darlington is another move in the US company's inexorable conquest of UK retail.

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Priest holes
Where have all the bishops gone?

Tracking errors
Fixes for Ajax armoured vehicles were known all along

Lucy Letby
Why the CCRC must now reconsider her case

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