Private Eye Annual 2025
Edited by Ian Hislop
30th October 2025
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The year's best cartoons, jokes, parodies and topical sketches from the UK's most successful satirical news and current affairs magazine, illustrated throughout with cartoons, sketches and photo-bubbles.
In This Issue
Exclusive new poll for Private Eye... Ten Things You Never Knew About the Bayeux Tapestry... Prisons plan goes disastrously wrong... A tank driver writes... Ignore doom-laden warnings from bank governor, says bot... Ironyometer in new crisis threat... The King of Troubles: A short story special... New from Gnomemart: Farage selective hearing aid... Phil Collins’ Diary, as told to Craig Brown
Easy money
Stelios Haji-Ioannou’s latest wheeze
Charging points
Why our energy bills are rising again
Brum’s rush
Tales from inside the Reform UK conference
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Easy money
Stelios Haji-Ioannou’s latest wheeze
Charging points
Why our energy bills are rising again
Brum’s rush
Tales from inside the Reform UK conference
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!



























