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Zonal marking
A charged subject for Ed Miliband Columnists, Issue 1648
A charged subject for Ed Miliband Columnists, Issue 1648

Blood work
The long wait for blood compensation In The Back, Issue 1648
The long wait for blood compensation In The Back, Issue 1648

Watery grave
How Thames Water's troubles began News, Issue 1649
How Thames Water's troubles began News, Issue 1649

In This Issue
BBC to use AI to deal with complaints... That Reform UK agenda in full... Shock as band called 'Kneecap' says something offensive... New pope to meet JD Vance... The King of Troubles: a short story special... That all-purpose family rift article... Prince Andrew writes exclusively for Private Eye... Post Office award at last... 25 years of Tate Modern: the five greatest exhibitions, as told to Craig Brown
Dark matters
Is the UK's power grid safe from blackouts?
Doctor's notes
MD on NHSE's transition
Royal v Mail
The lowdown on Harry's latest legal battle
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Is the UK's power grid safe from blackouts?
Doctor's notes
MD on NHSE's transition
Royal v Mail
The lowdown on Harry's latest legal battle
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!