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George Osborne’s appointment to AI raises concerns... Labour has good idea shock... How to know if you have the superflu... Sparts Personality of the Year... Shock as Moron interviews man even more moronic than Moron... Scholars confirm Jane Austen would have hated this... Those Tommy Robinson Christmas carols in full... What happened when the young Trump visited Santa and Santa asked him if he’d been a good boy... 2026 sensationally quits... Your Happy Daily Telegraph Christmas, as told to Craig Brown
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