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In This Issue
Sun disappears to give a moment of blissful relief... Things to say to police when they catch you with a disposable barbecue... Shock as Green Party member makes statement about environment... Small boat crisis over and so is the big boat crisis... King Cnut praises Burnham... Summer Gnomemart, featuring Meta contact lenses... Alley C**ts, the hysterical new animation... Weather a bit cooler so climate must be fine now... Robert Macfarlane: Birds and the Self That Is – Miraculously, Wondrously, Selflessly – Me, as told to Craig Brown
Garden market
Arms exports from a cul-de-sac in Kent
On the draw
A bumper issue of cracking cartoons
Prize poll
Win £250 in our grand summer fun election quiz!
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Garden market
Arms exports from a cul-de-sac in Kent
On the draw
A bumper issue of cracking cartoons
Prize poll
Win £250 in our grand summer fun election quiz!
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!
