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In This Issue
Things can't get any worse says electorate, despite all evidence ... Polanski defies CV controversy – by Our Political Correspondent Otto Suggestion ... Rolling Stones new album: those tracks in full ... Nursery Times: New rental laws favour tenants, complains wolf ... Poll latest: hantavirus more popular than Starmer ... Ukraine ceasefire inspired by Iran – by Our Defence Staff Tom Cruise-Missile ... Russian victory parade: those terrifying stats in full ... ‘My hell at the Whitehouse Correspondents' Dinner: I wasn't there' – by Phil Space ... The Presidential Address (from the Mar-a-Lago international helipad) ... Diary: Dame Anna Wintour's Most Important Things in Life, as told to Craig Brown
Priest holes
Where have all the bishops gone?
Tracking errors
Fixes for Ajax armoured vehicles were known all along
Lucy Letby
Why the CCRC must now reconsider her case
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Priest holes
Where have all the bishops gone?
Tracking errors
Fixes for Ajax armoured vehicles were known all along
Lucy Letby
Why the CCRC must now reconsider her case
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!

























