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Exit fees
Brexit continues to hit us all HP Sauce, Issue 1662
Brexit continues to hit us all HP Sauce, Issue 1662
Watery grave
How Thames Water's troubles began News, Issue 1649
How Thames Water's troubles began News, Issue 1649
Bishops' defence
The C of E can't forgive the media Media News, Issue 1660
The C of E can't forgive the media Media News, Issue 1660
In This Issue
Those unbiased BBC programmes in full... Why oh why do 84 percent say nation is divided?... The Grim Brandreth caught on camera... Shock at 'woman not married to Rushdie' revelation... Daily Mordor: Wizard warns of impending war... 'Kim Kardashian is fake,' says moon landing... Lily Allen album decoded... Who will take over as the host of Strictly?... Literary Diary – Simon Armitage, as told to Craig Brown
Hail storm
Watch out – robotaxis are coming!
Wild claim
Law firm Carter-Ruck's latest wheeze
Any old tat
Lady Liberty on a Democrat with a permanent stain
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Hail storm
Watch out – robotaxis are coming!
Wild claim
Law firm Carter-Ruck's latest wheeze
Any old tat
Lady Liberty on a Democrat with a permanent stain
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!
