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Spitting Hoyle
Who riled the speaker? HP Sauce, Issue 1649
Who riled the speaker? HP Sauce, Issue 1649

Watery grave
How Thames Water's troubles began News, Issue 1649
How Thames Water's troubles began News, Issue 1649

Token gesture
Reform UK's love affair with crypto HP Sauce, Issue 1651
Reform UK's love affair with crypto HP Sauce, Issue 1651

In This Issue
Iran war: biggest graphics ever deployed… Everyone now expert on enriching uranium… Film highlights: Reservoir Dogs of War… Nigel Farage announces charge on non-doms for lowest paid… Israel's irony dome fails… West relieved Gaza no longer a problem… Government announces support for British Steal industry… The Kim Woodburn I knew, by Mr Sheen… Oasis: The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise and..., as told to Craig Brown
Off the rails
Where much of the billions spent on HS2 has gone
Saudi seeds
Gary Lineker's hot new deal
PFI in the Eye
Why the NHS might be loading up on debt yet again
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Where much of the billions spent on HS2 has gone
Saudi seeds
Gary Lineker's hot new deal
PFI in the Eye
Why the NHS might be loading up on debt yet again
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!