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Litter louts
Puppy breeders upset the taxman In The Back, Issue 1632
Puppy breeders upset the taxman In The Back, Issue 1632
Sunday sales
Secrecy at Guardian HQ Street Of Shame, Issue 1633
Secrecy at Guardian HQ Street Of Shame, Issue 1633
Harrods bills
Who will pay for Fayed's assaults? Columnists, Issue 1633
Who will pay for Fayed's assaults? Columnists, Issue 1633
In This Issue
Rock attack solves Middle East crisis once and for all… Netanyahu popularity rockets after missile attacks… US politics hit new low… The Sound of Music, re-jack-booted… Who will replace Gary Lineker as non-controversial host of Match of the Day?… Conspiracy update: Second moon special… Small island given away… Pin the Chagos archipelago on the Indian Ocean… Down the centuries with ITV's Loose Women, as told to Craig Brown
Friendless zones
The UK's freeports are hives of inactivity
Rogue landlord
The Duchy of Cornwall's "feudal rule" on the Scilly Isles
Sunday worst
Turmoil at the Guardian over the Observer sale
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Friendless zones
The UK's freeports are hives of inactivity
Rogue landlord
The Duchy of Cornwall's "feudal rule" on the Scilly Isles
Sunday worst
Turmoil at the Guardian over the Observer sale
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!
