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In This Issue
Security beefed up at Andrew's new home... Defecting politician denies he has personal ambitions to become King... Boy in naked emperor shocker... Golden Globes frocks shocks!... Fury over man taking woman's award... Earliest working ironyometer explodes... King George III: 'Is Trump losing his marbles?'... Conspiracy update: Grok special… Minnesota shooting – why did Jonathan Ross do it?... Lucy Worsley's Victorian Murder Club, as told to Craig Brown
Code of silence
How Samaritans bosses shut down dissent
Mullah lite
The Guardian's Iran problem
Moscow rules
Robert Jenrick, Reform UK and Russia
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Code of silence
How Samaritans bosses shut down dissent
Mullah lite
The Guardian's Iran problem
Moscow rules
Robert Jenrick, Reform UK and Russia
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!

























