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In This Issue
First cow to see dark side of moon... King Pyrrhus declares 'total and complete victory'... Reform scandal as couple hit jackpot... Global ironyometer crisis continues... Oil price plunge is good news... The Ways in Which Donald Trump is Like Jesus Christ Except Better... Conspiracy update: Artemis II special... Private AI book review: Rasputin... Melania Trump's Diary, as told to Craig Brown
Driven aside
What is stopping car-sharing?
Star's war
Warwick Davis versus the Daily Mail
Vice ring
JD Vance's worldwide failure tour
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Driven aside
What is stopping car-sharing?
Star's war
Warwick Davis versus the Daily Mail
Vice ring
JD Vance's worldwide failure tour
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!
