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In This Issue
Extreme weather hits Nurseryland... Who or what is a Palantir?... Lines on the recent Historic Developments in Operation Branchform... Keir Starmer admits using ‘disappearing function'... Conspiracy update: virus special... What do we call the new $250 bill?... World war excitement kicks off!... Is Ebola going to be on the plane?... Michael Heseltine on the beach, as told to Craig Brown
A Murray dance
MD on the new health secretary
On message
Hacks' mysterious Mandelson access
Party's over
Donald Trump's birthday blues
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A Murray dance
MD on the new health secretary
On message
Hacks' mysterious Mandelson access
Party's over
Donald Trump's birthday blues
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