The All-New 'Time For A Change' Prime Minister’s WhatsApp Group
Members Only, Issue 1631
Members Only, Issue 1631
Riot crisis over, order restored, holiday cancelled.
Angela Rayner
But you deserve a break, boss. Feel free to take a couple of weeks off and leave me to it.
But you deserve a break, boss. Feel free to take a couple of weeks off and leave me to it.
Rachel, what’s the update on the economy?
Angela Rayner
Are you ignoring me again?
Are you ignoring me again?
Have you sorted that financial black hole?
Rachel Reeves
It’s worse than I thought, PM. I’m absolutely shocked by the size of it. I was shocked last week, but it’s got even bigger and more shocking.
It’s worse than I thought, PM. I’m absolutely shocked by the size of it. I was shocked last week, but it’s got even bigger and more shocking.
Darren Jones
Could that possibly be anything to do with us giving money to anyone who’s on strike? Asking for a friend!
Could that possibly be anything to do with us giving money to anyone who’s on strike? Asking for a friend!
Louise Haigh
No, it’s very important that we get the railways running efficiently. Because we’ve all got airports to get to, planes to catch and those sun-loungers aren’t going to reserve themselves.
No, it’s very important that we get the railways running efficiently. Because we’ve all got airports to get to, planes to catch and those sun-loungers aren’t going to reserve themselves.
Sue Gray
Those train drivers saw you coming.
Those train drivers saw you coming.
Darren Jones
With your suitcases!
With your suitcases!
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