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Members Only, Issue 1669
Members Only, Issue 1669
This is a complete mess,
what shall we do, Morgan?
David Lammy
He’s gone.
He’s gone.
What!
David Lammy
He says you’re so indecisive that you couldn’t even decide to sack him, so he’s resigned.
He says you’re so indecisive that you couldn’t even decide to sack him, so he’s resigned.
Oh my god, what shall
I do, Morgan?
David Lammy
I just told you – he’s resigned!
I just told you – he’s resigned!
Sorry, David, I don’t normally
read your messages. Well, if
Morgan’s gone, I’d better ask
my Head of Comms what to
do? Tim, what do you think?
Yvette Cooper
Tim’s quit as well.
Tim’s quit as well.
Tim Allan? My Head of
Comms? Why didn’t he tell
me? I’m on Linkedin and
TikTok and everything!
Angela Rayner
That’s your fourth Head of to him!
That’s your fourth Head of to him!
It’s all right. Let’s not panic.
I’ll get some advice from my Cabinet Secretary. Chris,
give us a heads up.
Wes Streeting
Chris Wormald’s gone as well.
Chris Wormald’s gone as well.
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