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Members Only, Issue 1649
Members Only, Issue 1649
Wes Streeting
Are we going to acknowledge that Reform just gave us a thumping in a safe Labour seat in Runcorn?
Are we going to acknowledge that Reform just gave us a thumping in a safe Labour seat in Runcorn?
Mike Amesbury
As the former Labour MP for Runcorn and an expert on thumpings, can I suggest that Labour really need to listen to the voters?
As the former Labour MP for Runcorn and an expert on thumpings, can I suggest that Labour really need to listen to the voters?
Yvette Cooper
Like when they say “Stop hitting me, Mike”?
Like when they say “Stop hitting me, Mike”?
Mike Amesbury has been removed from
the group. As has Labour from Runcorn.
Rachel Reeves
Just to make it clear, we didn’t lose because of the cuts to the Winter Fuel Allowance.
Just to make it clear, we didn’t lose because of the cuts to the Winter Fuel Allowance.
Tony Blair
Hi, Tony here. Can I just say that’s a terrible idea. The voters don’t want all that Net Zero nonsense. And talking of great war-time leaders, Keir, I think you’ll fi nd you missed one out on your list.
Hi, Tony here. Can I just say that’s a terrible idea. The voters don’t want all that Net Zero nonsense. And talking of great war-time leaders, Keir, I think you’ll fi nd you missed one out on your list.
Lord Glasman
Oh yes, Margaret Thatcher! Proper Blue Labour!
Oh yes, Margaret Thatcher! Proper Blue Labour!
Lord Glasman has popped out for another
cigarette, because Downing Street is a No
Smoking area until Nigel Farage arrives.
Tony Blair
No. Not Maggie. Though she was great. The unforgettable war-time Prime Minister I was thinking of begins with a T.
No. Not Maggie. Though she was great. The unforgettable war-time Prime Minister I was thinking of begins with a T.
Rachel Reeves
Liz Truss! Of course. She was at war with the markets and the economists who didn’t appreciate how brilliant her financial plans were. It’s a common problem.
Liz Truss! Of course. She was at war with the markets and the economists who didn’t appreciate how brilliant her financial plans were. It’s a common problem.
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