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Members Only, Issue 1671
Members Only, Issue 1671
Antonia Romeo
Great decision, not to join Trump’s war in Iran.
Great decision, not to join Trump’s war in Iran.
Ed Miliband
Well done, me!
Well done, me!
Antonia Romeo
Put a sock in it, Miliband – or, better still, a bacon sandwich.
Put a sock in it, Miliband – or, better still, a bacon sandwich.
Ed Miliband
I eat a sandwich once and it haunts me for the rest of my career!
I eat a sandwich once and it haunts me for the rest of my career!
Antonia Romeo
Net zero sympathy from anyone.
Net zero sympathy from anyone.
Thank you, Antonia, it was
entirely my decision.
Yvette Cooper
To do what the Cabinet told you.
To do what the Cabinet told you.
Antonia Romeo
Watch it, Mrs Balls-up!
Watch it, Mrs Balls-up!
There is one thing that’s
confusing me. I take a decision
which the polls show is actually
quite popular and supported
by most people in Britain.
And everyone still hates me.
Darren Jones
That’s just the media, boss.
That’s just the media, boss.
Lucy Powell
And the public.
And the public.
Wes Streeting
And the Cabinet.
And the Cabinet.
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