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Members Only, Issue 1667
Members Only, Issue 1667
Good morning, everyone.
Wes Streeting
Don’t you mean bad morning?
Don’t you mean bad morning?
What are you talking about?
Wes Streeting
Nothing. Just presumed you were about to do another U-turn.
Nothing. Just presumed you were about to do another U-turn.
Very funny. By which I mean “not funny at all”.
Wes Streeting
Wow, another U-turn!
Wow, another U-turn!
That’s enough negativity, Wes, things are looking up. We’re turning the corner!
Yvette Cooper
Haven’t we turned the corner before? Two turned corners makes a full U-turn.
Haven’t we turned the corner before? Two turned corners makes a full U-turn.
The economy grew by 0.3% in November. Inflation’s coming down, the minimum wage is going up...
Yvette Cooper
And our chief ally hasn’t invaded Greenland yet. Happy days.
And our chief ally hasn’t invaded Greenland yet. Happy days.
Trust me, Yvette, our special relationship with the US is more special than ever. I had a very strong phone call with The Donald about tariffs, where I made my position very clear.
Yvette Cooper
You’re not just going to cave in straight away, are you?
You’re not just going to cave in straight away, are you?
No, no, I’ll make a few statements, give a press conferrence or two and then cave in. I may have to meet him in Davos. So, I’m afraid you’ll be seeing even less of me.
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