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Members Only, Issue 1676
Members Only, Issue 1676
Wes Streeting
Thank you for seeing me for 20 minutes this morning, although I spent most of the time waiting in a corridor.
Thank you for seeing me for 20 minutes this morning, although I spent most of the time waiting in a corridor.
Yes, as Health Secretary you
should be used to that.
Wes Streeting
Actually, Prime Minister, I have decided with some sadness, but mainly happiness, that as Health Secretary it is important for the nation’s health that I resign and then so do you.
Actually, Prime Minister, I have decided with some sadness, but mainly happiness, that as Health Secretary it is important for the nation’s health that I resign and then so do you.
I accept your resignation
with some sadness, but
mainly happiness.
Wes Streeting
In the light of your record-breaking unpopularity with the nation’s voters, I think you should draw up a timetable for your departure.
In the light of your record-breaking unpopularity with the nation’s voters, I think you should draw up a timetable for your departure.
Okay. How about never?
Never’s good for me.
Wes Streeting
I was hoping for some time later today? I’m afraid I’m too busy appointing a new Health Secretary. Goodbye.
I was hoping for some time later today? I’m afraid I’m too busy appointing a new Health Secretary. Goodbye.
Wes Streeting has been removed
from the group by the administrator,
but mainly by himself as a result of
his lack of forward planning
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