The Totally Secure Prime Minister’s WhatsApp Group
Members Only, Issue 1678
Members Only, Issue 1678
Andy Burnham has joined the group.
Andy Burnham
Hi, guys! Just getting a feel of running the group. Thanks for all your messages of support and offers to work with me. You know who you are: Ed, Wes, Angela, Rachel, well... more or less everyone.
Hi, guys! Just getting a feel of running the group. Thanks for all your messages of support and offers to work with me. You know who you are: Ed, Wes, Angela, Rachel, well... more or less everyone.
That’s disgraceful! What happened to loyalty?
Andy Burnham
Actually, Keir, YOU offered ME a top job in the Cabinet – and I said ‘yes’ to Prime Minister.
Actually, Keir, YOU offered ME a top job in the Cabinet – and I said ‘yes’ to Prime Minister.
But you’ve got no clear policies, and you keep doing U-turns!
Andy Burnham
Then I’ll be perfect for your job.
Then I’ll be perfect for your job.
Andy Burnham has been removed from the group for counting his chickens before his plot has hatched.
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