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Members Only, Issue 1652
Members Only, Issue 1652
Good news everyone, I’m back from the triumphant G7.
Angela Rayner
Or more accurately the G6!
Or more accurately the G6!
Yes, but before my very good friend Donald Trump left, we top world leaders all agreed on a joint communique calling for a de-escalation of the conflict in the Middle East.
Angela Rayner
And how’s that going?!
And how’s that going?!
More importantly I managed
to get Donald’s signature.
Angela Rayner
What? On a MAGA hat?
What? On a MAGA hat?
No – we’ve signed our brilliant deal.
Angela Rayner
We’re going to support the US when it bombs Iran?
We’re going to support the US when it bombs Iran?
No. Our brilliant Anglo- American trade deal!
Wes Streeting
The one the President threw on the floor?
The one the President threw on the floor?
He didn’t throw it – he dropped it.
Yvette Cooper
Makes a change from dropping his trousers.
Makes a change from dropping his trousers.
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