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Members Only, Issue 1673
Members Only, Issue 1673
Wes Streeting
Don’t you worry, Keir. I’m showing the resident doctors who’s in charge. I’m not moving!
Don’t you worry, Keir. I’m showing the resident doctors who’s in charge. I’m not moving!
Angela Rayner
No – but they are. To fookin’ Australia. They get a better pay deal – they just have to be resident on Bondi Beach. You’d like it Keir – the cocktails are fabulous!
No – but they are. To fookin’ Australia. They get a better pay deal – they just have to be resident on Bondi Beach. You’d like it Keir – the cocktails are fabulous!
Wes Streeting
There is an important principle here about not just increasing public sector pay all the time.
There is an important principle here about not just increasing public sector pay all the time.
Angela Rayner
Is that why MPs are getting 5% this year then, and everyone else isn’t?
Is that why MPs are getting 5% this year then, and everyone else isn’t?
Rachel Reeves
These are very diffi cult times and we haven’t got money to throw around, and the cost of fuel is going up.
These are very diffi cult times and we haven’t got money to throw around, and the cost of fuel is going up.
Ed Miliband
Particularly jet fuel, Keir. You could ask your Saudi friends if you can borrow some.
Particularly jet fuel, Keir. You could ask your Saudi friends if you can borrow some.
Not funny, Ed. You could just get on
and start drilling the North Sea.
Rachel Reeves
I agree, get on with that U-turn, Ed!
I agree, get on with that U-turn, Ed!
David Lammy
As my American friend JD Vance would say: Drill, Eddie, Drill!
As my American friend JD Vance would say: Drill, Eddie, Drill!
Ed Miliband
Are you expecting me to abandon all my environmental principles just because it’s politically expedient to do so?
Are you expecting me to abandon all my environmental principles just because it’s politically expedient to do so?
Rachel Reeves
Yes.
Yes.
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