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Post Office bosses 'had no idea they worked at the Post Office'… Springwatch: Rwanda edition… Calls for Nurseryland smacking ban… United States finally agrees to enter world war… House price warning over WW3… Lines written on the recent developments in Police Scotland's Operation Branchform… World's first underwater ironyometer explosion… Death found not guilty of OJ Simpson death… Liz Truss's diary, as told to Craig Brown

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Toxic shock
MD on the Cass Review

Tory darling
The police chief behind the Angela Rayner investigation

Broken records
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A few top stories from the magazine

That's (very) rich!»
susan-allen.jpg NOT much sign of pay restraint at Britain's third largest building society, where a new chief executive is trousering plenty of the mutual's members' savings....»

A knight's tale»
mo-mansour.jpg BUYING honours has been illegal since Lloyd George hawked them a century ago, so big-money donors to the Conservatives are gonged not for largesse but "political...»

It's a steel»
vote-houchen.jpg THE same businessmen who are squeezing nine-figure sums from the publicly funded regeneration of former steelworks land on the south bank of the River Tees (Eyes...»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Grim Up North London
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Post Office bosses 'had no idea they worked at the Post Office'… Springwatch: Rwanda edition… Calls for Nurseryland smacking ban… United States finally agrees to enter world war… House price warning over WW3… Lines written on the recent developments in Police Scotland's Operation Branchform… World's first underwater ironyometer explosion… Death found not guilty of OJ Simpson death… Liz Truss's diary, as told to Craig Brown

Toxic shock
MD on the Cass Review

Tory darling
The police chief behind the Angela Rayner investigation

Broken records
Why the Post Office seems to have learnt nothing

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