The New Prime Minister’s Highly Confidential WhatsApp Group
Members Only, Issue 1623
Members Only, Issue 1623
Here we go, team! It’s going to be the greatest comeback in political history!
Liz Truss
Wowza! I can’t wait. Watch out, the Blob!
Wowza! I can’t wait. Watch out, the Blob!
Not you, Liz. Me!
Liz Truss has been removed from the group and put in a dump bin along with her books.
What a week! The plan’s working. Inflation’s down.
Jeremy Hunt
A bit.
A bit.
Things are getting cheaper.
Jeremy Hunt
It’s more that they’re getting more expensive more slowly.
It’s more that they’re getting more expensive more slowly.
James Forsyth
But everyone can afford that because of our brilliant National Insurance cut. As seen on this entertaining viral vid!
But everyone can afford that because of our brilliant National Insurance cut. As seen on this entertaining viral vid!
Penny Mordaunt
What’s that meant to say? That a cup of coffee now costs £900?
What’s that meant to say? That a cup of coffee now costs £900?
That really is cheap! Isn’t it?
James Forsyth
Not really, boss.
Not really, boss.
Jeremy Hunt
I’m not sure that our £900 giveaway is really cutting through with the public. So, perhaps we should just take it back?
I’m not sure that our £900 giveaway is really cutting through with the public. So, perhaps we should just take it back?
After we’ve won the next election, Jeremy. Which is what we’re going to do. Am I right or am I right?
Kemi Badenoch
Not right enough for me! #KEMI4PMAFTER2NDMAY
Not right enough for me! #KEMI4PMAFTER2NDMAY
Thanks, Kemi, good to have you right behind me.
Kemi Badenoch
Don’t you worry, Rishi, I am.
Don’t you worry, Rishi, I am.
Penny Mordaunt
Me too.
Me too.
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