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Issue 1565

6 - Maximum number of people allowed to attend ‘wakes and other linked commemorative events’ on 16 April 2021, when 127,225 people had died of Covid in UK

30 - Approximate number of people who attended two simultaneous boozy parties in Downing Street on 16 April 2021, one of which PM’s official spokesman last week tried to explain away as a ‘farewell speech’ for a member of staff leaving to join the Sun
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New from Gnome Heritage: The Royal Platinum Jubilee Sex Assault Trial Commemorative Plate… Covid-19 confident the Tories are ‘just about over’… Government’s launches well-thought out plan of knee-jerk policies to save Prime Minister… BBC call for public to stop funding Nadine Dorries… Couple called Ant and Dec go home with lots of money after blockbuster gameshow Limitless Win launches… HS2 archaeologists uncover remains of ‘largest white elephant ever’… Kate at Phwooarty! –Exclusive to all newspapers… Piers Corbyn: An A-Z of what they don’t want you to know, as told to Craig Brown

Hari’s back
The great deceiver writes a book

Peter’s friend
Slicker on Mandelson and Jeffrey Epstein

Nad tidings
Nadine Dorries goes on manoeuvres

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