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Extra-extra police deployed to watch all the extra police put on streets to make women feel safe…Rumble in the Bungle! Yes, it's the Sunak Fury v Kwasi Wilder big fight… 'I'm a Tory' reveals prominent bisexual woman. 'It's no big deal'… Oligarch couple openly admit using offshore shell company to buy Tory Party… 'OMG!' writes Polly Filler – Britain's au pair shortage now official… 'Met Police make me feel totally safe,' says woman who asks to be identified only as 'Cressida'… Adrian Chiles' Diary, as told to Craig Brown

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NHS update
MD on building back healthier

Houses of ill repute
Why dirty money still loves British property

COP26
The climate of mistrust warms up


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27th October 2021
In the Online Edition

A few top stories from the magazine

Putin's pipe dream »
vlad-putin.jpg OLD Sparky writes: NOW that Vladimir Putin has made explicit his terms for supplying more gas – rapid European approval of his Nord Stream 2 pipeline...»

Black mark-ups at Deloitte»
test-and-trace.jpg COVID has paid handsomely for management consultancy Deloitte – but it would rather keep secret how many millions of pounds the pandemic has put into the...»

A busted flush »
water-pipes.jpg WITH concerns over looming shortages of sewage treatment chemicals, the overstretched Environment Agency (EA) issued guidance last month, telling water companies that if they ran out...»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Grim Up North London
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Questions » Live on Facebook
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Extra-extra police deployed to watch all the extra police put on streets to make women feel safe…Rumble in the Bungle! Yes, it's the Sunak Fury v Kwasi Wilder big fight… 'I'm a Tory' reveals prominent bisexual woman. 'It's no big deal'… Oligarch couple openly admit using offshore shell company to buy Tory Party… 'OMG!' writes Polly Filler – Britain's au pair shortage now official… 'Met Police make me feel totally safe,' says woman who asks to be identified only as 'Cressida'… Adrian Chiles' Diary, as told to Craig Brown

NHS update
MD on building back healthier

Houses of ill repute
Why dirty money still loves British property

COP26
The climate of mistrust warms up

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