MPs give Channel 4 chief exec David Abraham a right hoofing for the pisspoor ratings achieved by his expanded horse-racing coverage.
BT Sport signs up Gareth Bale to plug its footie coverage… but forgets he plays in Spain’s La Liga, whose TV rights are held by arch rival Sky Sports.
COCK & BULL
Pizza brand DiGiorno questions the wisdom of inviting punters to design a drag and drop pizza online as most look like, well, cocks and balls.
TWIT IN THE MACHINE
While WPP’s Martin Sorrell bigs up advertising algorithms, radiotimes.com has an awkward brush with automatically generated ads for Russian lovelies who want to ‘FLIRT NOW!’
PLUS: Desperate Marketing, Dumb Britain, Birtspeak 2.0 & more.