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Rock attack solves Middle East crisis once and for all… Netanyahu popularity rockets after missile attacks… US politics hit new low… The Sound of Music, re-jack-booted… Who will replace Gary Lineker as non-controversial host of Match of the Day?… Conspiracy update: Second moon special… Small island given away… Pin the Chagos archipelago on the Indian Ocean… Down the centuries with ITV's Loose Women, as told to Craig Brown

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Friendless zones
The UK's freeports are hives of inactivity

Rogue landlord
The Duchy of Cornwall's "feudal rule" on the Scilly Isles

Sunday worst
Turmoil at the Guardian over the Observer sale


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NEXT ISSUE ON SALE
23rd October 2024
In the Online Edition

A few top stories from the magazine

Costa blanker»
alberto-costa.jpg THE unrelenting focus on ministers' interests and rampant schmoozing will mean an important role for the standards committee, which oversees the work of parliamentary standards commissioner...»

Bye tech»
trenholm.jpg AFTER diverting millions from frontline operations to invest in an overambitious, malfunctioning, high-tech IT system, the Care Quality Commission (CQC) has finally admitted defeat and gone...»

Unreliable narrator»
boris-johnson.jpg EHEU! Comment allez-vous! Kerchingeroo! It's the publishing sensation of the year – Boris Johnson's memoirs are here, and the Mail, which already pays for his piss-poor...»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including The Fantastically Bad Four
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Rock attack solves Middle East crisis once and for all… Netanyahu popularity rockets after missile attacks… US politics hit new low… The Sound of Music, re-jack-booted… Who will replace Gary Lineker as non-controversial host of Match of the Day?… Conspiracy update: Second moon special… Small island given away… Pin the Chagos archipelago on the Indian Ocean… Down the centuries with ITV's Loose Women, as told to Craig Brown

Friendless zones
The UK's freeports are hives of inactivity

Rogue landlord
The Duchy of Cornwall's "feudal rule" on the Scilly Isles

Sunday worst
Turmoil at the Guardian over the Observer sale

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