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Issue 1628
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ASH BARTY, BBC2
"Phil Foden is back in the squad after the birth of his partner midweek"?
KELLY SOMERS, BBC1
"Wanting the ball when you don't want it is a sign of a top player"?
ROY KEANE, ITV
"We saw him before; we just hadn't seen him with our eyes"?
NED BOULTING, ITV
"You can't criticise France in the second half – they've just failed to deliver"
JERMAINE JENAS, BBC1
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