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Election Night TV: What you missed… Liz Truss writes exclusively on why the Tories lost the election… Rats in sack disagree over best way forward… Why can't Labour just admit it lost the election, by Owen Jones… Those amusing notes left on the desk by outgoing Conservative ministers to welcome their Labour replacements, in full… Conspiracy update: Trump assassination attempt special… Gnomemart sale: Armchair conspiracy theorist armchair … Great speeches of our time No 94: Ex-president Trump on Nato… Giles Brandreth: my 9 secrets of happiness, as told to Craig Brown.

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Letby lessons
MD reviews the evidence on medical experts and fair trials

Holy Ghosting
Seven years and counting for CofE review on sadist Smyth

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Fleet Street's finest get hot under the collar


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Close calls »
trump-shooting.jpg WHO was to blame for the attempted assassination of Donald Trump? In the hours afterwards, the US presidential candidate himself kept it classy, for once. "It...»

No-Coe area »
lord-coe.jpg A CENTURY since the Chariots of Fire games, the Olympics return to Paris this month with an internecine struggle over who will become the latest successor...»

No 1: Jo White »
jo-white.jpg CONGRATULATIONS to new Labour MP Jo White, who wrested the parliamentary constituency of Bassetlaw from Tory incumbent Brendan Clarke-Smith with a 13.2 percent swing and a...»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Supermajority Man
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Election Night TV: What you missed… Liz Truss writes exclusively on why the Tories lost the election… Rats in sack disagree over best way forward… Why can't Labour just admit it lost the election, by Owen Jones… Those amusing notes left on the desk by outgoing Conservative ministers to welcome their Labour replacements, in full… Conspiracy update: Trump assassination attempt special… Gnomemart sale: Armchair conspiracy theorist armchair … Great speeches of our time No 94: Ex-president Trump on Nato… Giles Brandreth: my 9 secrets of happiness, as told to Craig Brown.

Letby lessons
MD reviews the evidence on medical experts and fair trials

Holy Ghosting
Seven years and counting for CofE review on sadist Smyth

Starmersexuality!
Fleet Street's finest get hot under the collar

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