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A few top stories from the magazine

The last Slapp»
mohamed-amersi.jpg TORY donor and Slapp-happy serial litigator Mohamed Amersi was not present in person last Thursday to hear two appeal court judges roundly reject his application to...»

Letter from Beirut»
sean-rooney.jpg WHEN Private Seán Rooney's body was returned to Ireland last year, his mother said he died "a national hero". The 24-year-old from County Donegal was one...»

Reality cheques»
lee-anderson.jpg LEE ANDERSON MP likes to talk about "real people from the real world". His GB News show is even called Real World because, he explained on...»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Lord Snooty
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Supreme Court to be deported to Rwanda… Ironyometer blows up as UAE hosts COP28… ‘End of truce promise’ cheers weapons manufacturers… New fears for Stormont MPs as it is in danger of reconvening… Perfect legs article goes on and on… Lines on the cancellation of BBC TV’s Top Gear… Airship in ‘rapid unscheduled disassembly’ says Hindenburg boss… Michael Sheen criticises casting of Michael Sheen… Scientists solve mystery of why just one glass of red wine gives you a headache… This Morning with Sarah Ferguson, as told to Craig Brown

School’s out
The college boss who has been barred from working in education

Red for danger
Labour’s candidate selection chaos

Paper tigers
The art of deception in the auction for the Telegraph

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