Issue 1622
"It's exactly as it was described to me – it's indescribable"
NOMIA IQBAL, BBC News
"If you're young enough, you're good enough"
CLINTON MORRISON, Radio 5 Live
"He [OJ Simpson] was indicted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1985"
WILL VERNON, Radio 4
"He's pulled out an unstoppable save!"
ALAN HUTTON, TNT Sports
"Rugby league games don't come any bigger than this quarter-final"
MATT NEWSUM, BBC2
NOMIA IQBAL, BBC News
"If you're young enough, you're good enough"
CLINTON MORRISON, Radio 5 Live
"He [OJ Simpson] was indicted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1985"
WILL VERNON, Radio 4
"He's pulled out an unstoppable save!"
ALAN HUTTON, TNT Sports
"Rugby league games don't come any bigger than this quarter-final"
MATT NEWSUM, BBC2
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