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“Who’s sticking their head above the pulpit?”
DOUGIE VIPOND
BBC2 Scotland

“Nick Skelton, the horse jumper”
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BBC1

“Crouch at the far post puts his hands in his head”
PAUL MERSON
Sky Sports

“You literally can’t even hear your partner think out there”
MICHAEL CARBERRY
Channel 5

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