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Issue 1411
“Yes, she [Konta] made more unforced errors than in previous matches, but only because she was forced into them”
SUE BARKER
Radio 4
“Winning Wimbledon was the climax of my career. Having three children was a climax of a different kind”
ANN JONES
BBC Midlands
“Steve Evans, the Leeds manager, missed the goal as he’d gone to the toilet. He had to ask his number two what happened”
MICHAEL GRAY
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