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BROKEN RECORD
Reform MP Sarah Pochin claimed she was "delighted to secure funding" for a local boxing club – until the club said that it had in fact received no funding.

HOUSE RULES
After comments by Rachel Reeves to a conference hosted by JP Morgan were leaked to the Guardian, she demanded that her team get the story "deleted".

PACKED LUNCHES
The chancellor's chief of staff, Katie Martin, has been eating out on the dime of companies including Global Counsel, FGS Global and Brunswick Group.

COMMISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Culture secretary Lisa Nandy appeared to downplay the scale of gambling harm, just before the regulator estimated a rise in Brits with a gambling problem.

MOTHER'S PRIDE
Labour's largest backbench organisation is teaming up with a think tank controlled by a failed former candidate who seems to rely on his mother.

REVOLVING DOORS
The AI boom is already creating jobs for government officials previously in charge of AI, according to a new government "transparency release".

THE ITALIAN JOB
The Tories seem unconcerned that their party conference "international team" was funded by the company of controversial businessman Maurizio Bragagni.

HOUSING NEWS
A generation of new towns has moved a step closer, in what may be the most significant announcement for housing since the election.

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