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Second huge metaphor fails to leave port… Super Bowl 2024 ruined by American football… That royal illness coverage in full… Memory loss to determine election… Labour launches new ‘blue investment plan'… Rat deserts sinking ship that he sunk… Who or what is Kimchi?… Dental crisis hits Nurseryland… Mystery poet fails to do obvious joke in obituary for Ian Lavender… The Greatest Night in the History of the World (Netflix), as told to Craig Brown.

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Tax takes
Slicker on the mythical threat of capital flight

Royalballs
The press's attempts to report royal news with no information

Going postal
Find out who barristers called "a parade of liars"


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NEXT ISSUE ON SALE
28th February 2024
In the Online Edition

A few top stories from the magazine

Low on energy»
kier-turn.jpg Old Sparky writes… AS ATTENTION turns to how a Labour government might keep the lights on while achieving net zero, Keir Starmer's spectacular retreat from the...»

Morgan grinder»
piers-talk.jpg PIERS "Morgan" Moron presented his departure from scheduled TV broadcasting for the wilder shores of YouTube last week as a positive leap out of the "unnecessary...»

You can believe your Eyes...»
sunak-houchen.jpg WHEN the Eye first revealed how businessmen involved in the Teesside regeneration project were profiting while investing nothing and taking no risk, regional mayor Ben (now...»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Culture Bores
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Private Eye Issue 1617
In This Issue
Second huge metaphor fails to leave port… Super Bowl 2024 ruined by American football… That royal illness coverage in full… Memory loss to determine election… Labour launches new ‘blue investment plan'… Rat deserts sinking ship that he sunk… Who or what is Kimchi?… Dental crisis hits Nurseryland… Mystery poet fails to do obvious joke in obituary for Ian Lavender… The Greatest Night in the History of the World (Netflix), as told to Craig Brown.

Tax takes
Slicker on the mythical threat of capital flight

Royalballs
The press's attempts to report royal news with no information

Going postal
Find out who barristers called "a parade of liars"

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