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SMALL CHANGE
"Change cannot come quickly enough," said Keir Starmer after the local elections drubbing, welcoming back, er, former PM Gordon Brown to advise.

ANGELA'S CASHES
Not content with the nearly £40,000 she'd earned from speaking to financial services firms, Angela Rayner went back for a second helping in April.

EXTREMES CONFUSION
Reform's Zia Yusuf called the Greens "a poisonous vessel for extremism and antisemitism", but he might have been describing some of his own members!

US-EYE
What can't Marco Rubio do? Secretary of state is a big job, but the multi-roling 54-year-old is also national security adviser and peace emissary to the Vatican.

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Priest holes
Where have all the bishops gone?

Tracking errors
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Lucy Letby
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