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Why Boris Island is a corker!
Read by Lewis Macleod
Private Eye Issue 1306
25th February 2012
Audio - 01:30 mins
Why Boris Island is a corker!
Audio - 01:30
Rats make shock claim…
Audio - 01:00
The Iron Laddy and Bore Horse reviewed
Audio - 02:23
Woof! Woof! Celebrity interview special
Audio - 02:03
He’s got his readers rattled!
Audio - 01:15
Non-stop drivel, 24/7…
Audio - 00:48
Cut-price honours for sale!
Audio - 01:07
The Rev Blair counts his blessings (but not his earnings)
Audio - 00:56
A hotbed of gun-toting religious extremists…
Audio - 00:29
Charles Moore on the collapse of the euro…
Audio - 01:17
Wendi and Lupert on Twitter…
Audio - 03:08
Rolling satire 24 hours a day…
Audio - 00:39
Why are you feeling my breasts?
Audio - 00:41
Get an arse like Kate’s sister’s...
Audio - 00:34
Smoke and feel sporty too!
Audio - 00:40
This year’s must-have toy...
Audio - 00:32
Jesus Christ! It’s the Gnome Christmas Giftmart...
Audio - 00:25
See yourself on TV!
Audio - 00:34
Break the speed limit with the Lib Dems!
Audio - 00:26
Relive the magic of Arthurian legend...
Audio - 00:36
Not suitable for vegetarians
Audio - 00:28
Rolling satire 24 hours a day…
Audio - 00:42
Message from Mr Clegg, Deputy Head
Audio - 02:35
The page you can read 24 hours a day
Audio - 00:42
George ‘heavily indebted’ to Gordon
Audio - 00:38
Why Leveson makes me livid…
Audio - 01:14
A bad case of gas-guzzling…
Audio - 00:55
Cripes! The streets are paved with women…
Audio - 01:40
UK ‘cancelled’ due to wrong type of deal…
Audio - 00:58
Rolling drivel, 24 hours a day…
Audio - 00:45
Why we need Trident subs in the Thames…
Audio - 00:56
The Don sings Nessun Reforma…
Audio - 01:15
Why the Duke is a complete waste of money
Audio - 00:25
Let us bray…
Audio - 02:30
Gruesome images from the circulation war
Audio - 01:00
Execution guidelines at point blank rangel
Audio - 00:38
That Legova-Halfcock trial in full…
Audio - 01:10
Werritty, oh Werritty…
Audio - 01:26
Why MPs need to be whipped…
Audio - 00:47
‘Cameron silent on Westlife split – more soon’
Audio - 00:44
Watching ink dry: A day in the life of Eye cartoonist Ken Pyne
Audio - 07:45
Latest from Strictly Come Off It!
Audio - 00:56
Heather who?
Audio - 00:47
You read it in the Daily Mail
Audio - 01:06
Those corporation cuts in full
Audio - 00:50
Why we need a leader who appeals to women
Audio - 01:10
Just stop pussy-footing around
Audio - 01:01
‘Recession could trigger a recession’
Audio - 01:39
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Audio - 01:45
Bunga-bunga with Borisconi
Audio - 01:22
The traveller’s tale that just won’t budge
Audio - 00:52
On the barricades at Dale Farm
Audio - 01:11
‘I’m booked!’ says top cop
Audio - 01:22
‘It’s a disaster,’ says Rupert Murdoch
Audio - 00:48
Debate live with Indy owner Lebedev
Audio - 01:07
Tony Blair IS George Very-Smiley
Audio - 00:51
Time allowed, 2 hours
Audio - 00:32
Gove term begins today
Audio - 01:11
Why I won’t be watching Strictly Come Dancing
Audio - 01:20
Godfather Tony at the Murdoch baptism
Audio - 01:50
Inspector Barnaby & the Chipping Norton set
Audio - 00:49
Rolling drivel, 24 hours a day
Audio - 00:54
Live now to Tripoli...
Audio - 03:12
Fruity girls head for Mail via clearing
Audio - 01:28
Discipline begins in the nursery
Audio - 01:03
Performed by the NY Met Police, er, Opera
Audio - 00:51
Regime Totters, says Tunis Times
Audio - 00:30
Top Figures (and Prezza) Speak Out
Audio - 02:24
Rupert Murdoch Faces a Hostile Board
Audio - 03:23
Vote Bozza, friend of the Rozzer
Audio - 01:23
Dave Spart Fans the Flames
Audio - 01:20
Top Cops Slam MPs' Tactics
Audio - 01:09
A message from the Dirty Digger
Audio - 00:53
Another message from the Dirty Digger
Audio - 00:53
168 years of filth
Audio - 01:21
Dame Sylvie Krin on Lupert and Wendi
Audio - 02:00
Bozza on those rotten rozzers
Audio - 01:10
Harry Potter and the cash cow of doom
Audio - 00:45
Baby Beckham’s stupid bloody name
Audio - 00:47
More from Our Olympic Staff, Phil Corporate-Box
Audio - 01:16
Beware Geeks Boring Gits
Audio - 00:48
Meddling latest from Clarence House
Audio - 01:45
The man on the Clapham omnibuggy
Audio - 01:12
Exclusive! The Labour leader talks to the Eye
Audio - 01:40
London mayor gets the PM all steamed up
Audio - 00:54
Health Secretary Andrew Lansley at the terminal stage
Audio - 00:52
Your TV tonight
Audio - 00:52
Fred the Shred falls in love with (name withheld)
Audio - 00:44
Rolling drivel, 24 hours a day
Audio - 00:33
Latest news from the General Synod
Audio - 00:54
Tories abandon weekly rubbish policy
Audio - 00:35
Real commentators, real comments, real balls
Audio - 01:05
That Get the F*** To Sleep Book
Audio - 01:14
Eye exclusive by Sir William Rees-McGonagall
Audio - 02:10
Listen with BoJo, the Mayor of London
Audio - 00:57
Will killer cucumbers cause house price collapse?
Audio - 01:09
A Message from Lord Gnome
Audio - 01:13
It’s a Fifa-all!
Audio - 01:36
Why the London Mayor is for the high jump
Audio - 00:31
Rolling satire… more soon
Audio - 00:36
Clever-clogs toddlers make me puke
Audio - 01:10
New outrage over the ‘N’ word
Audio - 00:47
The latest from Hay-on-Wye-oh-Why
Audio - 00:48
School notices from Deputy Head Mr Clegg
Audio - 01:47
Rolling satire, 24 hours a day
Audio - 00:49
That Obama State Procession in Full
Audio - 00:58
Working towards a future in Downing Street
Audio - 01:41
MP comes out as a criminal
Audio - 00:52
Mary Portas, woman off the telly
Audio - 00:38
Mystery Dwarf Named on Twitter
Audio - 01:02
Paternity leave makes me really, really angry
Audio - 00:59
Why Lady Gaga should shut it
Audio - 00:48
The Government’s promise to Our Boys
Audio - 00:43
Obama, Bush, Boris and al Fugger speak
Audio - 01:30
Superinjuncted public figure ‘XMC’ talks to the Eye
Audio - 00:52
William Rees-McGonagall’s new poem – an Eye exclusive!
Audio - 01:32
Saluting the cream of British journalism...
Audio - 00:44
Celeb you've never heard of hits out
Audio - 00:38
The Alternative Vote made simple...
Audio - 01:18
There's nothing wrong with being monitored...
Audio - 01:07
The Best in Middle of the Road Music
Audio - 00:37
Exclusive to all papers!
Audio - 01:03
From our man in the Toyota pick-up...
Audio - 01:03
Sir Herbert Gussett on Britain's African legacy
Audio - 02:02
Careers advice from the Deputy Head, Mr Clegg
Audio - 01:02
Money Lovers’ Guide with Tony & Cherie
Audio - 00:44
Dave Spart marches against the cuts
Audio - 01:21
Taking a nap with Kenneth Clarke
Audio - 01:13
Sir Herbert Gussett takes tea at Fortnum’s
Audio - 01:22
Coalition vows to ‘Carry on for ever’
Audio - 01:01
Those miserable Scandinavian detectives in full…
Audio - 01:27
Dave finds a use for the Lib Dems
Audio - 00:28
Stop hounding William Hague…
Audio - 00:46
May cause dreariness…
Audio - 00:39
Let’s invade Libya
Audio - 00:34
Royal wedding coverage latest
Audio - 01:06
Possible outbreaks of anti-semitism…
Audio - 00:28
Live from the count…
Audio - 00:44
Tweedledum snubs Tweedledee
Audio - 01:24
Should Stephen Fry be grounded?
Audio - 00:37
Gaddafi’s message to Mr Blair
Audio - 01:37
First Night Review
Audio - 01:20
Ballyshambles South
Audio - 00:39
Shock New Health Warning
Audio - 01:01
Real Questions, Real Answers, Real Stupid
Audio - 00:52
The Big Debate with Mr Clegg, Deputy Head
Audio - 01:02
Real Comments, Real Commentators, Real Balls
Audio - 01:04
A Note to University Applicants from Mr Clegg, Deputy Head
Audio - 00:56
Cameron Calls For Integration
Audio - 00:30
Contacting your GP
Audio - 00:30
Sir Herbert Gussett writes...
Audio - 01:41
Real questions, real answers, really dumb
Audio - 00:49
Radio 3 presents...
Audio - 00:50
Inside Private Eye
Slideshow - 03:49
Election coverage
Audio - 06:01
MPs' Expenses
Video - 02:21
Dumb Britain
Video - 02:50
Gordon Brown, Supreme Leader
Video - 02:39
Baptism, Marriage & Funeral Service
Video - 03:00
Me And My Spoon: Kate Winslet
Video - 01:57
Nigella's Christmas Turkey
Video - 03:41
Pinter's Christmas Carols
Video - 03:39
Dave's Eton Voting Song
Video - 03:00
Footie would have been proud
Video - 06:46
The shortlist citations
Video - 07:59
And the winner is...
Video - 03:36
Ian Hislop on Radio 4
Audio - 27:37
Eyeplayer Archives
Private Eye At The National
1st December 2008
Video - 00:34
Beat The Credit Crunch
1st December 2008
Video - 01:48
Boris And The Bankers
1st December 2008
Video - 01:40
Prime Ministerial Decree
1st December 2008
Video - 03:05
Dumb Britain I
1st December 2008
Video - 03:06
Colemanballs
1st December 2008
Video - 03:04
The Ballad Of Speaker Martin
1st December 2008
Video - 04:08
Today On Radio Phwoar!
1st December 2008
Video - 01:53
Olympics Letters To The Editor
1st December 2008
Video - 05:50
Dumb Britain II
1st December 2008
Video - 03:20
Harold Pinter's Nursery Rhymes
1st December 2008
Video - 03:28
The Book Of Ehud
1st December 2008
Video - 02:55
The Red Flag
1st December 2008
Video - 02:50


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