Andy Burnham Eh oop, it’s our Gary!

Angela Rayner What, the soft git from Leicester?

Gary Lineker Pint of your finest please, Andy!

Andy Burnham There you go, Mr Lineker. That’ll be £4.50.

Gary Lineker Nonsense. I’ve done all right for meself and I’d like to pay a lot more than that, please.

Andy Burnham Quite right. £4.60 then.

Gary Lineker No, here’s a million quid. And keep the change!

Andy Burnham You see, John, that’s how to do it. If we can just get everyone to pay a million quid for a pint, we’ll have money to fill the First Aid box with plasters and aspirins, and even put a defibrillator in the Gents!

Yvette Cooper (in hairnet) And one for the Ladies too?

Andy Burnham Don’t get ahead of yourself, love.