
Issue 1652

FRANCESCA CUMANI, ITV
"That was closer than it actually was"
ANDROS TOWNSEND, C5
"If you see a better save today, in any match anywhere, I doubt it could be as good as that one"
GER CANNING, RTE
"He's four or five years older than five years ago"
CLAUDE HARMON III, Sky Sports
"It feels like I'm watching Euro 2000, seeing Rivaldo up front"
MARY EARPS (on the very much Brazilian Rivaldo), ITV
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