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Issue 1573

Michael Ball: Which world championships are currently taking place at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield?
Caller: Rugby.

Ben Shephard: What kind of animal is a Bavarian mountain hound?
Contestant: A cat.

Harriet Scott: What "V" spews lava?
Caller: Vulva.

Alexander Armstrong: We're looking for a country that took part in the 2014 Commonwealth Games.
Contestant: North Korea.

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