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Cartoons » Including Trumpton
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
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Health Correspondents Can’t Cope with Influx of Ailing NHS Stories… Littlejohn, Morgan, Hopkins: Why Do Arses Keep Appearing in the Daily Mail?… Bank of England Economist Admits He May Be Wrong About Being Wrong… Hospital beds, Seats on Trains – What We’ll Share in the Shared Society… Three Bears in Pop-Up Brothel Shock – Nursery Times Exclusive… Much Longer Journeys Mean Passengers Getting ‘Better Value Than Ever’ Says Rail Chief

And also...

- Trump that: The president-elect’s diary, as told to Craig Brown
- Sun tribute: The death of George Michael – a very Bizarre tale.
- Health check 2017: M.D. takes the pulse of the NHS

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