Issue 1502
commentatorballs “Unbelievable sportsmanship from Fleetwood, letting Shane Lowry carry on with his wife”
ANDREW MURRAY
Radio 5 Live 

“Sean and John are the same – they have the same entomology”
CARLTON KIRBY
Eurosport

“One lad the microscope might fall under…”
NASSER HUSSAIN
Sky Sports

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