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“It’s now three against three, in Leicester City’s favour”
SAM MATTERFACE
TalkSport

“Just because something hasn’t happened before doesn’t mean it can’t happen again”
MICK MCCARTHY
Sky Sports

“My first TV appearance was when I made a cake for Sophie Wessex. I was doing the Duke of Edinburgh at the time”
VICKY PATTISON
Radio 5 Live

“To beat the world champion, your safety play has to be next to none”
JIMMY WHITE
Eurosport

“Seventy-five percent of A&E hospital patients can expect to be seen within 24 hours”
EVAN DAVIS
Radio 4

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