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Bradley Walsh: Which country accounts for almost a third of the total land area of the Commonwealth?
Ryan Sidebottom: Germany.

Romesh Ranganathan: The abbreviation RoSPA stands for the Royal Society for the Prevention of... what?
Contestant: Sailors.

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