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Issue 1372
“I don’t think he [Bernard Langer] has an ugly hook shot in his repartee”
TONY JACKLIN
Sky Sports 4
“Michael Rogers, the Australian, comes from Canada”
PHIL LIGGETT
ITV4
“It was a bold decision by him [Alastair Cook] to win the toss”
PAT MURPHY
Radio 5 Live
“They started very positively. Prior to the game kicking off, anyway”
CLIVE TYLDESLEY
ITV
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