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Issue 1453
“He closes his eyes and looks to the heavens”
Sky Sports
“Yeah, obviously his English weren’t great”
TalkSport
“We are fifth in the league. This is Rangers. The least we should be is top”
Radio Scotland
“There are warnings of floods in the Looe area”
Radio 2
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In This Issue
Ryanair cancels flights to improve punctuality…
Daily Tudorgraph: Protests Over Henry VIII’s ‘Power Grab’… Let’s Parlezment Franglais!…
James Murdoch’s Argument for Allowing Fox to Take Over Sky, as Presented to the Competition and Markets Authority… Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Reasons To Be Uplifted In Modern Britain…
Hillary Clinton: The Milk that Spilt, as told to Craig Brown
And also...
- Winter is Coming: Can the NHS cope with the seasonal crisis?
- A spook too far: Le Carré’s tinker trouble
- Myanmar Crisis Watch: Too strategically useful to be criticised?
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