Miss Selfridge was originally the fashion department of which major department store?
Shephard: After which US businessman was Trump Tower named?
Shephard: In which field of dance was Margot Fonteyn famous?
Contestant (same one): The tango.
Bradley Walsh: Who was the only British king to abdicate in the 20th century?
Contestant: Charles Dickens.
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