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The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: A person who has a good memory is said to have the memory of what animal?
Contestant: Fish.


Eggheads, BBC2
Jeremy Vine: What did the film 12 Angry Men relate to? Was it (a) a football team, (b) a submarine crew, or (c) a jury?
Contestant: I don’t think there’s 12 on a jury. I’ll go for submarine crew.


The Question Jury, C4
Question: During the Second World War, which Brit did Adolf Hitler reportedly call “the most dangerous woman in Britain”?
Contestant: Margaret Thatcher.


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: June and which other month are spelt in English with four letters?
Contestant: April.


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