Issue 1494
dumb britain Pointless, BBC1
Alexander Armstrong: Name a north American deer beginning with C.
Contestant: Camel.


The Celebrity Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: An aircraft flying sub-sonically is travelling below the speed of… what?
Dion Dublin: Light.


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: The meat from which bird is traditionally included in the Scottish soup cock-a-leekie?
Contestant: Lamb.


The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: Who rode a horse while naked through the streets of Coventry?
Contestant: The Queen.


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