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Shocking scenes as golf hooligan ruins Ryder Cup... Tony Blair offers to run Britain... This paper’s advice to Ed Miliband, whom we hate... Conservatives who introduced compulsory ID for voters outraged by compulsory ID system... ‘We’re a serious party now’ says Ed Davey on jet ski... Link between paracetamol and aut-horitarian-ism now proved... Let’s Parlez Franglamericain!... Israel warns "doing anything will lead to more killing"... Sarah, Duchess Of York’s Diary, as told to Craig Brown

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