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In This Issue

Columnist not on Ozempic shock... Daily Chain Mail: This is appalling, say dissolved monks... Net migration articles halve... Marie Antoinette hosts lavish hen party in Paris... Disbelief that people in government have differing opinions... A Trump guide to the complex history of South Africa... Conspiracy update: Sesame Street off to Netflix... The George Wendt I knew... Robert Macfarlane: Is a cuppa alive?, as told to Craig Brown

A bitter fight
The war on British ale

NESO baby
Ed Miliband's favourite new agency has gone all coy

Matt gloss
Matt Hancock's gentle ride at the Covid Inquiry

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