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In This Issue

Trump announces new dawn for Gaz-a-Lago... Can they rebuild Gazza?... Grim Brandreth strikes again... Was Nelson an admiral?... Those eye-catching, conference-pleasing Tory plans in full... The Guardian: 'She's our typo of leader'... Only Murders in the Schedules... James Bond 'fury' as he's ordered to stand down... Prince William visits TARDIS special... My Strictly Diary, as told to Craig Brown

Child's pay
Bono's private equity friends benefit while children's care suffers

Bishops' defence
The C of E can't forgive the media for exposing its crimes

Double standards
Who's criticising the Saudis while chasing their cash?

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