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Issue 1666

"You can't compare apples to apples"

"He does get the last initial touch"

"Gloucester with a record of played six, lost seven" JAMIE LYALL, TNT Sports

"Torvill and Dean receive a knighthood and a damehood respectively"

"Joe Batley, one of the most highly rated underrated players in the Prem"

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