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Relief for royal family as paedo scandal breaks... Israeli Ironyometer reduced to rubble... Crypto fraud sparks crypto fraud panic... ‘Stop these puerile jokes!’ says lettuce... Conspiracy update: Star Trek demise special... A doctorbot writes... Trump ends war shock... Celebrity not accused of sex crimes... Peter Hitchens: How to..., as told to Craig Brown

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Is Marine Le Pen on her way to power in France?

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Labour’s fiscal sleight of hand

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The Daily Mail’s Thomas Markle problem

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