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Issue 1682

25% - Reform UK’s average vote share in May elections, prompting Nigel Farage to claim Reform UK is the ‘only true natural party that are competitive everywhere’

26.9% - Count Binface’s vote share in Clacton by-election, prompting Farage to dismiss Binface and other candidates as ‘nobodies’

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Sun disappears to give a moment of blissful relief... Things to say to police when they catch you with a disposable barbecue... Shock as Green Party member makes statement about environment... Small boat crisis over and so is the big boat crisis... King Cnut praises Burnham... Summer Gnomemart, featuring Meta contact lenses... Alley C**ts, the hysterical new animation... Weather a bit cooler so climate must be fine now... Robert Macfarlane: Birds and the Self That Is – Miraculously, Wondrously, Selflessly – Me, as told to Craig Brown

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Arms exports from a cul-de-sac in Kent

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