number crunching
Issue 1675

40% - Predicted fall in 2026 UK GDP growth because of Iran war (1.3% to 0.8%)

115% - Increase in profits for Shell and BP in first quarter of 2026 compared to first quarter of 2025, thanks to rising oil prices
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Things can't get any worse says electorate, despite all evidence ... Polanski defies CV controversy – by Our Political Correspondent Otto Suggestion ... Rolling Stones new album: those tracks in full ... Nursery Times: New rental laws favour tenants, complains wolf ... Poll latest: hantavirus more popular than Starmer ... Ukraine ceasefire inspired by Iran – by Our Defence Staff Tom Cruise-Missile ... Russian victory parade: those terrifying stats in full ... ‘My hell at the Whitehouse Correspondents' Dinner: I wasn't there' – by Phil Space ... The Presidential Address (from the Mar-a-Lago international helipad) ... Diary: Dame Anna Wintour's Most Important Things in Life, as told to Craig Brown

Priest holes
Where have all the bishops gone?

Tracking errors
Fixes for Ajax armoured vehicles were known all along

Lucy Letby
Why the CCRC must now reconsider her case

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