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US visas , Issue 1667
A SIGN of things to come for all sporting events staged in Trump's America saw the US State Department do what few national running teams have managed: stop Ethiopia winning junior medals at the world cross-country championships.

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ENTRY WOUNDS: Donald Trump claims World Cup and Olympics competitors won't have trouble gaining US visas
Ethiopia have won team medals at men's under-20 level every year since they first took part in the championships in 1982 – one of the longest sporting success streaks ever. But at the 2026 races in Tallahassee, Florida, earlier this month there was no Ethiopian junior men's team, after the US embassy in Addis Ababa refused visas for all but one of the east African nation's selections.

Golden shoes
Ethiopia had wanted to send a full complement of six men and six women. Since their debut in 1990, their under-20 women have won medals in 27 consecutive championships, including team golds at the last five events.

For Tallahassee, only three Ethiopian women were granted visas. Four athletes are needed to complete a junior team at the world cross-country.

According to Ethiopian officials, 23 of the original 34 visa requests were rejected. Some coaches, team officials and senior athletes also experienced problems.

Moving goalposts
On a practical level, football World Cups and Olympics (Donald Trump is due to open the games in Los Angeles in 2028) are supposed to have in-built agreements that will ensure that all competitors are guaranteed free access. But under Trump, what are the chances?

It was not all bad news in Tallahassee. With Ethiopia out of the race, the United States' junior men's team collected bronze medals. Way to go, Team USA!

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