
Issue 1652

MARY EARPS (on the very much Brazilian Rivaldo), ITV
"That was closer than it actually was"
ANDROS TOWNSEND, C5
"If you see a better save today, in any match anywhere, I doubt it could be as good as that one"
GER CANNING, RTE
"He's four or five years older than five years ago"
CLAUDE HARMON III, Sky Sports
"This won't be the first time this week we see Aidan O'Brien in the winner's enclosure"
FRANCESCA CUMANI, ITV
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