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Roman Kemp: 640 acres equals one square what?
Contestant: Foot.

Ben Shephard: In which decade did the Channel Tunnel open?
Contestant: The 1930s.

Shephard: In which decade was Prince William born?
Contestant: The 2010s.

Bradley Walsh: In which sport can you make a maximum score of 147?
Contestant: Tennis?

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