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Bleak knight to fight on... Dart frog denies Russian poisoning... Who will be Fergie's new PR guru?... Lone lemming jumps off cliff... World's most expensive ironyometer explodes... Conspiracy update: 'Jeffrey Epstein is still alive' special...Man who skied three years ago in France certain he could do Olympic run... TV highlights: Would I Lai to You?... Simon Heffer's Diary, as told to Craig Brown

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MD on mental health in the NHS

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Bizarre internal strife at the Sunday Times

Midterm mayhem
Trump's disturbing plans for the November elections

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