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A Message From The Headmaster
Issue 1386
dave.jpg Hello!

I’ll whisper that, in case you’re still recovering from CoAc’s sensational Black and White Fundraising Ball. Putting the fun into fundraising. I’m feeling a little bit fragile myself, after showing my “moves” and throwing some “shapes” to the sound of the Sixth Form ABBA Tribute Band, “Bjorn With A Silver Spoon In My Mouth”.

They played hits of the 70s, such as Money Money Money, The Winner Takes It All and everyone’s favourite Mammon Mia. You’ll be pleased to hear that thanks to the generosity of the parents, friends and soon-to-be Governors, who paid a princely sum for tables in the School Canteen, we raised a record sum. The Bursar still hasn’t worked it out, sums not being his strong point, but it was huge and will be paid directly to a very worthwhile cause, viz the Headmaster’s Reappointment Fund…

D.C.

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