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commentatorballs "The British people don't go for '-ologies' and '-isms' very much. What they like is pragmatism"
SIR BOB NEILL MP, LBC

"The silence and groans are becoming more audible from the home fans"
OLIVER WILSON, TNT Sports

"That's a sore one; he got Dick in the mouth"
MICHAEL STEWART, BBC Scotland

"I think the genie is out of the bag"
JAMES DALY MP, BBC1

"If Man United continue to win, I think they'll start going up the table"
LEON OSMAN, BBC1

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