Issue 1514
commentatorballs “It’s forced Norwich to keep their pedal on the gas”
EILIDH BARBOUR
BBC1

“They can walk out of here with their chests held high”
JERMAINE JENAS
BBC1

“I thought I would chance my arm and it came off”
BEN STOKES
Sky Sports

“You can hear from his interview that he’s visibly upset”
JON DALY
BBC Radio Scotland

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