Issue 1659
dumb britain The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: Which biblical king is featured in Oscar Wilde's play Salome?
Contestant:
King Arthur.

Walsh: The town that stands at the foot of Ben Nevis is Fort... what?
Contestant:
Knox.

Walsh: Truss at 10: How Not to Be Prime Minister is a book about which female prime minister?
Contestant:
Margaret Thatcher.


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