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NO SEX PLEASE, WE’RE BISHOPS
The Church of England faces many awkward conversations with its own clergy as it ties itself in another knot about who can have sex with whom and when.

GRENFELL: THE BUCK STOPS NOWHERE…
The merry-go-round of buck passing continues at phase two of the public inquiry into the Grenfell Tower fire tragedy.

MODERN SLAVERY: GO FIGURE!
The Met Police says 2,346 people were victims of modern slavery in London in 2018, but the government won’t say how many received help or were deported.

SALMON FARMING: CAGE FRIGHT
Fish conservationists worry after Storm Brendan breaks a net at the Mowi fish farm off Colonsay and 74,000 farmed salmon escape into the open sea.

NOTHING TO CQC HERE
The Care Quality Commission is criticised again for failing to ensure the safety of patients at mental health hospitals and centres run by Cygnet Health Care.

DIGITAL WATCH
Why there is now an urgent need to teach teachers the cyber security basics to protect vulnerable school IT systems.

CRIMINAL FLAW
The criminal justice watchdog invites lawyers for a learning-disabled man controversially convicted of murder and robbery nearly 30 years ago to submit a fresh application to get his case sent back to the appeal court.

TRAWLING FOR BUSINESS
More than a dozen British fishing firms have ties to an Icelandic business involved in a major bribery scandal over trawling rights off the coast of Namibia.

SIMON SAYS…
Documents obtained by the Eye show how new Financial Reporting Council chairman Simon Dingemans gave a misleading picture to both parliament and the business department sponsoring his appointment.

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