
Issue 1654

MATT RENDELL, ITV4
"Is it possible to edit out Gregg Wallace's bits?"
NAGA MUNCHETTY, Radio 5 Live
"All eight legs, 16 feet moving in the same direction at the same time"
NATASHA HUNT, Sky Sports
"Hulkenberg pulls out and finds a damp patch"
DAVID CROFT, Sky Sports F1
"The goalkeeper suffered from cramp... which is not a physical thing"
HELEN WARD, Radio 5 Live
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