Issue 1634
"Everyone I've spoken to, including myself..."
BEN HOUCHEN, GB NEWS
"The goalkeeper kept his legs wide open and Jackson could not help himself "
MARTIN FISHER, BBC1
"...Just trying to put round holes in square pegs"
AARON PAUL, Radio 5 Live
"If you're old enough, you're good enough"
PHIL TUFNELL, 5 Live Sports Extra
"It's not easy trying to win a tournament this size with Rory McIlroy breathing down his throat"
PAUL McGINLEY, Sky Sports
BEN HOUCHEN, GB NEWS
"The goalkeeper kept his legs wide open and Jackson could not help himself "
MARTIN FISHER, BBC1
"...Just trying to put round holes in square pegs"
AARON PAUL, Radio 5 Live
"If you're old enough, you're good enough"
PHIL TUFNELL, 5 Live Sports Extra
"It's not easy trying to win a tournament this size with Rory McIlroy breathing down his throat"
PAUL McGINLEY, Sky Sports
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