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commentatorballs "He's the oldest player in the tournament, in terms of age"
NATALIE GERMANOS, Sky Sports

"The firing gun has been started!"
JOHN PIENAAR, Times Radio

"We felt like we were the victims of our own demise"
ALEX SANDERSON, ITV4

"His range of passing, I've never seen anything like it. It reminds me of when David Beckham played for England"
JILL SCOTT, C4

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