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Episode 153. Ian, Helen, Adam and Andy discuss the new memoir by Nicola Sturgeon and its effect on Scottish politics, the risks of falling in love with ChatGPT, and the rise in British columnists phoning it in from abroad.

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MD on Lucy Letby

Phil Hammond (AKA Private Eye's MD) reveals the latest in the Lucy Letby story and the continuing campaign arguing her trial was mishandled. As part of Private Eye’s Page 94 podcast, presented by Andrew Hunter-Murray.

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