hp sauce

To read all these stories in full, please buy issue 1657 of Private Eye - you can subscribe here and have the magazine delivered to your home every fortnight.

Next issue on sale: 18th September 2025
gnitty

Top stories in the latest issue:

PF-EYE
One of the leading figures in pushing PFI hospital deals under Tony Blair's government is joining NHS England's board as it prepares for its abolition.

CALLED TO ORDURE
With a few exceptions, the Commons select committees have been pathetically quiet since the general election, even while politics has been in turmoil.

FIVE HOMES FARAGE
Reform's Richard Tice lambasted Angela Rayner for "selfishly building her own property mountain", but what of his own party leader's portfolio?

HOUSING NEWS
Rachel Reeves, hemmed in by manifesto pledges not to increase income tax, national insurance or VAT, is flying housing-related kites ahead of the budget.

FEAR FACTORY
Defending her decision to proscribe Palestine Action, Yvette Cooper again cited "the attack on a Glasgow factory" in 2022 – but the reality is rather tame.

NEU TESTAMENT
The notes behind a Department for Education response to a query about "pro-Palestine propaganda" reveal how the aggressive response was forged.

MORE TOP STORIES ONLINE
Crash diet
Crash diet
The Truss & Kwarteng show is back!
HP Sauce, Issue 1655
Scot free
Scot free
The holes in Nicola's memoir
HP Sauce, Issue 1656
Over and Don
Over and Don
Trump's UK cheerleaders desert him
Street Of Shame, Issue 1649
ALSO IN THIS ISSUE
ONLY IN THE MAGAZINE
Private Eye Issue 1657
In This Issue
'We want women to feel safer on the streets' says extremely scary mob… New Washington Ironyometer ironically not up to irony job... Conspiracy update: Cracker barrel special… Lives of the saints: St Lucy of Connolly… Reform Taliban controversy… Daily Mail hails 'politician who gets it'… Nurseryland to crack down on antisocial music… 'How accurate is the Daily Telegraph?' asks King and Conqueror… My summer holiday, as told to Craig Brown

Virgin's miracle
Branson's rail record has been rewritten

Carnal relations
Guess who's chasing clicks with tales of incest…

Don Peron?
Trump's love of state interference

Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!
ONLY £2.99
SUBSCRIBE HERE
NEXT ISSUE ON SALE
18th September 2025
WHY SUBSCRIBE?
Private Eye Issue 1656
MORE FROM PRIVATE EYE