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Private Eye Issue 1657
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'We want women to feel safer on the streets' says extremely scary mob… New Washington Ironyometer ironically not up to irony job... Conspiracy update: Cracker barrel special… Lives of the saints: St Lucy of Connolly… Reform Taliban controversy… Daily Mail hails 'politician who gets it'… Nurseryland to crack down on antisocial music… 'How accurate is the Daily Telegraph?' asks King and Conqueror… My summer holiday, as told to Craig Brown

Virgin's miracle
Branson's rail record has been rewritten

Carnal relations
Guess who's chasing clicks with tales of incest…

Don Peron?
Trump's love of state interference

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