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2 - Days before instructing the nation to “stop non-essential contact with others” that Boris Johnson hosted his fiance Carrie Symonds’s baby shower at Chequers

2 - Days before reducing to 6 the number of people who could gather together that Boris Johnson held his baby Wilfred’s christening for a “small number of family and close friends”
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Nursery Times: Operation Mooshot Announced... Man has Covid test… Scientists criticise Van Morrison findings… The president addresses the nation on the catastrophic forest conflagrations on the West Coast… New Labour Party rising star… Coming soon! Garrick Club Barbie… Barbara Amiel’s Diary, as told to Craig Brown

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Gareth Bale’s tax troubles

Sri Lanka Watch
Covid provide cover for disappearances

Shine a Light
The end of an era for UK lighthouses

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