The Foreign Secretary's Very Important World Diplomacy WhatsApp Group
Members Only, Issue 1656
Members Only, Issue 1656
Hi, everybody! Keir’s a bit busy, so I’m taking charge. He’s sorting out the European side of things, while I do the heavy lifting with the Americans. Big job, big moment. Cometh the hour, cometh the Lammy.
Angela Rayner
What the fook’s going on?
What the fook’s going on?
I’m involved in high-octane diplomatic negotiations and fishing with the Vice President of the United States. VPOTUS himself, aka my good friend and buddy, JD.
Angela Rayner
Oi! I’m the VFPM! That’s Vice Fookin’ Prime Minister. Why wasn’t I put in charge of sucking up to the jumped- up hillbilly fascist bearded scumbag?
Oi! I’m the VFPM! That’s Vice Fookin’ Prime Minister. Why wasn’t I put in charge of sucking up to the jumped- up hillbilly fascist bearded scumbag?
Yvette Cooper
I think you might have answered that yourself, Ange.
I think you might have answered that yourself, Ange.
Does anyone know where the lake is at Chevening? We’ve been driving around for five hours in a 19-car motorcade and I can’t quite seem to find it. It’s not in Wales, is it?
Angela Rayner
Kent!
Kent!
Yvette Cooper
No need for that sort of language, Angela. We know you don’t like the Vice President. But we all have to work with people we don’t like.
No need for that sort of language, Angela. We know you don’t like the Vice President. But we all have to work with people we don’t like.
Rachel Reeves
Fair point, Yvette.
Fair point, Yvette.
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