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Issue 1658

600 Days - Mandelson survived as a minister before resigning in 1998 (he later lasted 471 days after being welcomed back, before resigning again in 2001)

213 Days - Mandelson survived as UK ambassador to the US before being sacked by Keir Starmer in September 2025

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Last night of the Toms 'huge success'… Pot accuses kettle of enabling political violence… Mandelson receives dressing down… Nurseryland tests new alarm system… 'Telegraph overvalued' says Angela Rayner's house… Farage says 'I mis-spoke'… Paul Burrell writes in his sensational memoir "What the butler never saw"… World condemns Qatar strike and warns Israel it's 'prepared to do nothing'… 'Raise taxes for other people' agrees everyone… Helen Garner's Diary, as told to Craig Brown

Whisky sour
The tale of a beauty spot, a distiller… and its effluent

On Strike
Who is JK Rowling targeting in her new book?

Rising son
Mum's the word for one Labour MP's new office manager

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